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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 06:33

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Animi velit error sapiente nihil.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Nuts and Butts

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Would you let your partner cheat on you every now and again?

So, the docs changed it to read

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

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Just Forget it!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

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Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Unacceptable again!

Where can I get sure fixed matches on Instagram?

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

They put up a sign reading

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No go.

No way

So they tried

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Then came..

No, not a chance

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Thumbs down again.

What would be the lowest score with 9 strikes and no gutter balls?